The other night, a guy I know, sore from playing softball, attempted to apply Icy Hot (below) to his thighs and accidentally got some on -- er -- another part. Instead of calling Poison Control, he sat down at his computer and Googled "Icy Hot on Balls" -- and discovered this little gem.
Click here to view the quest of four young men who put Icy Hot on their balls to see which of them is first to shower. Full of good quotes, but perhaps my favorite is: "My balls are killing me. I need to play some guitar."